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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Spelling Fail

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from Dave

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Can I Buy A Vowel?

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Submitted by Shawna

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Nevermind Then

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Submitted by Sara

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Hey Baby, It’s Megan

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Submitted by Traci

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Bare Asses

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Submitted by Jeremy

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The Haircut

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Doug

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Slob

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Submitted by Ronni

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Ranting Lunatic

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Submitted by Sja

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Ego Boost Fail

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Submitted by Christine

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Ouch

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Submitted by Andy

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Noogie Boy

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Nora

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Pregnant Vs Bitch

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Danielle

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New Years Eve

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Jamie

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B-Unit

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by B-unit

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Busted!

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Ron

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Well Was He?!

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Submitted by TJ

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Panda

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Submitted by Bryan

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Stripper Names For Dad

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From Liz: this text was meant for a friend but I accidentally sent it to my dad! #epicfail

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Pervert

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Submitted by B

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Pokemon Trade

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Audrey

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Footwear

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From Oliver: Happened while sitting next to my wife. A couple of days later whoever this was tried calling too, but said nothing after I answered with “Hi hooker!”.

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Miss Your Smell

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Kelli: I received this alarming message one night. I’m guessing by the “arrg” that it was from a pirate?

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“Pancilvanila”

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Jeff

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The Vacuum

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Submitted by John

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Pimp C

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Submitted by Shayne

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Drug Deal?!

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Submitted by Stacie

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Long Lost Family

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Submitted by Daniel

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Your Mom

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Submitted by Matt

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The Mexican

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Submitted by Lynda

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Special Purchases

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Submitted by Leigh

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Quote of the Day

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Submitted by Kirk

Whoops

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From James: I woke to this!

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Chris From Nebraska

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Jay

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Text From A Pimp

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Paula: Got this in June 2010. Now I find your site. I knew I kept this for some reason! Labeled it Wrong Number after the fact in case this whacko ever rang so I’d be sure not to answer!

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Purple Weed

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Courtney: Apparently, drug dealers are taking advantage of text-marketing as well in an attempt to find an untapped market. Education much? It’s a wonder if they aren’t smoking what they are selling, let alone spelling.

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Accidentally Texting The New Guy

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Khristine: Accidentally sent a message to a guy I went on a date with when it was meant for a friend.

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Accidentally Sent To Mom

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Submitted by Robin, who meant to send this to her boyfriend

Happy Tuna

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Shawn

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Cirque Du Soleil

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Submitted by Stephanie

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Them Jeans

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Submitted by Liz

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Cheatin’

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Submitted by Jill

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Blind Date

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Submitted by Joe

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Horse Teeth

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Submitted by Kiki

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Death Threat Fail

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Submitted by Annaliese

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WTF

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Submitted by Ashley

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Peace Mam!

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Hannah

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Not Buying It

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Lindon: This girl who thought I was Andy wanted to hook up. My friend and I enjoyed talking to her.

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Sibling Love

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Dyan

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Trust Issues

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Maranda

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Smoogle

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Submitted by Mikayla

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Wild New Years Eve

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Submitted by Vivian

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by David

Long Time No Talk

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Paul: My friend Ruby from middle school IMed me saying she missed my smile, so I sent her a picture of me (on her old number apparently) and then yeah, I guess someone else has her old number now. The word “Blarency” is an inside joke between us.

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What Are You Wearing?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Zac

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Psycho Freak Alert

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Submitted by Sabrina

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Free Candy

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Submitted by Laura

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Early Riser

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Rob: I had a text from a random number the night before. I inquired who it was, but they didn’t reply until 7:40 in the morning. My iPhone was close to my ear on the night stand with the vibrate off, so, needless to say, I was a little pissed off when I got woken up by the reply.

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Lock Your Doors

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Lauren: I love getting texts at 3:18am….

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Time To Leave

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Mark

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Sticks And Stones

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Joey: its a catchy remix tho, yeah?

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Desperation

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Trent

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U Don’t Remember Me?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Greg: I still don’t know who this is. Maybe they really did have a stutter and now hate me.

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Ego Boost

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by David

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Shirtless Shane

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Jessica: I actually was on Bourbon St. about a year and a half prior to this text, but I surely knew that I did not talk, nor give my number to this fellow. A.) He’s not my type. B.) I wouldn’t be caught dead playing beer pong. I have had this number for 4+ years, so he was obviously given a fake by the girl he hoped to reach. You can’t tell by the tiny picture, but apparently he got his tattoo on opposite day, seeing as it looks like a tramp stamp on his stomach. Ewww. Just ewww.

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Pregnant Again

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Gabriel

Operation

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Josh: You would think if they were doing surgery they would have band-aids nearby…..

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Total Weirdo

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Samantha

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Daddy?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Johnny

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Dancing Fool

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Camee: Who even does the cha-cha anymore?

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Breaking News

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Emily: This person texted me all the way from Australia to tell me this.

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Tila Tequila

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Anna: What the heck?? My brother text the wrong person. Lol

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Bingo

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From Deb

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“My Daughter Is A Whore In Hollywood Now!”

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From Rigo

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Hilarious Question

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From Money

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Lame “Joke”

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Joshua: Sometimes I get text messages from people I don’t know because I put my phone number on the internet.

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So Demanding

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Em

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Man Cave

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Jennifer

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Thinking Of You

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Forrest Chump: Make sure you have the right number before you accidentally text me.

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Or Else!

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Empty: i hope she gets things worked out, but she’s off to a bad start.

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“Big Tity Mama!”

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Ed

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Hostility

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Shay: Sooo I woke up to this text message and I have no idea who’s number this is or what’s goin on..

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The Proposal

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Pablo

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Random Kid

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From Larry

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Etiquette

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Diaina

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XBOX Guy

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Cenobyte

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Chatline

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Brandi

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Super Bowl Plans

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Joe

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Unicornita

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Samuel

How Do You Even Reply

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Ann

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Gilligan’s Island

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Cori

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Insult Or Compliment?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Larry

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Hot Mess

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Dorele: Someone I don’t know texted this to me. Stranger bitch is alarmingly descriptive. WTF is all I can come up with.

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Amen

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Jenn

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Sorry, Not Your Grandma

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Kecoman

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666

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

Submitted by Dayan

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Huh?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From OfTheYeaa

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He Texts?

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Lankford

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Seeking Blonde Smoker

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Nikki

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Towel Guy

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Mike

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Wolf Pack

By Lyndsey on March 17th 20110 Comments

From Derek: Just got the greatest random text msg from a # I don’t know

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